egg [Dream SMP]

Publisert 13. feb.. 2021
lore stream
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Table of Contents:
0:00 Intro + Chilling with Ranboo
18:55 The Egg
1:29:00 The Return Journey
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  • he just took a pichure of an egg for tubhnail

  • Quick question, who laid the egg?

  • egg

  • how am i watching this when it says unlisted

  • Techno: it’s gonna be a dinosaur Me: literally dieing at that statement HXBWJDJHHSH

  • laid

  • face reavel

  • Was anyone else hoping when techno said I got some gunpowder back home follow me! He was actually about to try to blow it up xD

  • Egg

  • Alternate title Egg man comes to techno house and they play with a music box, then he tries to kidnap them Xd long title but still

  • this round thing showed up in this mans mind so we kinda had to roll em out it sounded weird and shit

  • Theory: Maybe our origin (the voices' origin) was the egg all alone. Like, we can see Sir Billiam was brainwashed by the egg in tales from the Dream smp, and the egg also stated that Techno looks familiar. Maybe the voice from the egg never left sir Billiam's brain, and this whole voices-in-his-head cruse kind of thing just got passed down multiple generations. As time passes, without actual access to the egg, the voices remaining in the family strayed further and further away from its origin, the egg. Eventually it evolved into *us* , the voices that are simultaneously bloodthirsty and super protective towards our blood god. Just saying...

  • Eh

  • Pain is a great motivator -technoblade

  • Egg

  • 1:10:26-1:12:52

  • petntion To make this the most liked technoblade video

  • I don’t understand why people donate so often even though Techno barely acknowledges or seems to care about the donation and still gets so much money I’m guessing it’s just kids who really like the dream SMP or really like techno and thats why he gets 20$ donation every minute

  • Yes he is a Mormon

  • 1:08:22

  • This might be one of the most awkward videos I’ve ever seen and it’s hilarious lmao

  • 17:46 Ranboo and Techno being of one mind: "Foreshadowing, Mmmm."

  • Wait... why did I press this?

  • For some reason I decided to turn on red LED lights in my room while watching this

  • 8:36 where Ranboo says "I've got seven totams of undying, that should be enough." not knowing that in about a few months he would have 37 totams giving him 40 cannon lives.

  • egg

  • The egg getting into his mind The voices: *bullies the egg*

  • Techno causally calling BBH an insect and the egg an infestation is so funny to me 45:56

  • Techno: You tried to stab a child Also technos swords name:

  • steve swims :DD

  • E G G

  • Watching this while eating a tomato omelet lmao


  • Can't you just BREAK the egg?

  • So what did ranboo want to say

  • I wonder if Dream is going to hatch from the egg

  • I wonder if ranboo is doing alright

  • The fact he kept getting rid of the weeds made me laugh more than it should have😂😂

  • The egg will birth the mother of chaos and it’s vines spread around chaos that’s why they focused in the pit that’s my look on the lore

  • I’m actually starting to think that ranboo’s powers will end up being relevant to the plot

  • 44:34 ' hey Carol' llamas with hats reference 1:12:48 a Fundy🦊egg 😂

  • Damn fool was about to get jumped

  • The egg cant have one star on yelp, badboyhalo made like. Ten fake accounts to give it 5 star reviews

  • Pro omelette, just don’t put any ham or bacon with it

  • “let me write that down and still forget about it later” adhd in a nutshell lol

  • The egg: let me in techno The voices: *the seaguls from Nemo*

  • I laughed so hard when techno made the lamas itch hats reference

  • Yo why does the whispering sound reversed

    • @S U C C „You Look familiar“ „Do i know you?“ „what do you want technobade?“ „i Can give it too you“

    • @LucarioFan 123 what does it say?

    • Because it is


  • i saw people say my name in chat but it was all a lie

  • Omlitites

  • Bad trying to convince Techno to join the Eggpire is like a Parent who is trying to always keep the subject on that moment where you threw a sock at them

  • is anyone els sensing the lord of the rings plot here, hint: the egg is like the ring

  • hello

  • 1:25:23

  • We love ranboo’s acting skills

  • The Immortal(Techno) vs The God(Dream /OP{Dont attack me but this is where its going aka i know Dream is prty much close to Techno skill wise lmao}) vs The EGG(The Devil).

    • Omg Rambos powers can be used to weaken the Egg as in hell pick up the parts of the Egg which are all over the server (Plot twist its sucking off power from the server/world )and Ranbo will weaken it.

    • I would edit this but anyways Tubo has the god killing weapon(Nuke xD) and im prty sure theres more lore stuff ◇(Weapons,People that can hurt all 3 of them) and all of them will show up at the end but maybe itll be like Techno the IMMORTAL and Dream the GOD vs The EGG aka the DEMON cause they still dont want to end the smp probs.


  • u left me behind :(

  • My friend has a dream skin on and he don’t know who dream is so he calls him green bean

  • I love the fact that we all went "Egg bad" and Techno went "the voices are saying egg bad" thats like so hype

  • What is your other account?

  • I’m surprised that during that whole time that bad boy halo was low key kinda threatening him he didn’t mention the whole 1v whole server that he did like a month prier to this

  • Why is this unlisted?

  • egg

  • The Eggperor

  • Imagine if techno joined the EggPire 😳

  • We all know when bad or anyone who isnt on techno's team kill steve he will make them suffer and blow up the whole smp

  • egg

  • Bad boy halo cult arc?

  • eg

  • From a sensei to his student this a just seems sus

  • egg



  • technoblade never dies

  • 57:22 valid question.


  • I have the link of this

  • 54:32

  • 4sec thanks!!!!

  • techno: doesnt know where it is also techno: leads in front of bad

  • Greatest thumbnail ever

  • *Techno searching up empire* Bad: Imma have to ask u to leave. Puffy: Imma have to ask YOU to 'bout that bad hm?

  • how do youcomet?

  • techno

  • I have resorted to watching rewatching live streams

  • 1st half of technoblades thumbnails: epic anime scene 2nd half of technoblades thumbnails: derpy drawings of "pigs" 3rd half of technoblades thumbnails: EGG

  • Bear parkour pog

  • Eg

  • Puffy is like the mom of the smp

    • 😏

    • Evidence: puffy: bad waht are you doing?! Techno: hello! Puffy: hello *looks back at bad*

  • Turbo be like waaaaaaaaaaah the egg is so mean

  • Only reply with egg or else no *egg*

  • Like puffy sayed the eggpire is a literally a government and techno hates governments so he should just kill the egg

  • i have a theory that the egg is a dragon egg because it is so big and dragons are big so it could be a dragon egg but that just a theory i came up with

  • 🥔

  • 0:06 well maybe 4 seconds early but wasting more time than 4 seconds talking about 4 seconds early

  • lol tecno breck one of the egg block with a hoe an dint get damage

  • Egg =cult

  • “Foxes which I think I’ve connected some dots” Pffffffffft