Mortician Answers Dead Body Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED

Publisert 7. mai. 2021
Victor M. Sweeney, a licensed funeral director and mortician, answers the internet's burning questions about dead bodies and the funeral director profession. When someone dies, what happens to their poo? If a person dies with contacts in...does a mortician take them out? Will your cat actually eat you when you die? Victor answers all these questions and much more.

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Mortician Answers Dead Body Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED


  • I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t a mortician with strong Mr Rogers energy

  • 7:35 omg lmao

  • i’m getting cremated.

  • Ngl this cut deep

  • Omg is this guy real? Not an actor? He is brilliant! Let's introduce him to Tim Burton.

  • i want to watch more videos of him

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  • This guy looks like a murder with all this dissembling kit

  • Please don't use the word "harvest" for donating organs and tissues. Donor families do not like this word. Just say "donate." It is more respectful to the gift of life that the families have chosen.

  • George McFly

  • Wonder if he’s got any media? I could listen to him for hours.

    • Also cats are not inferior.

  • How did I get here...

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  • i learned i wanna live forever

  • “Organ harvesting company”…I never wanted to hear those words together.

  • This man's name is Sweeney. He looks like The Riddler. He really should audition for some movie roles especially those set in old England or 1950's America.

  • He seemed sane and well adjusted until the Swedish chef song. LOL

  • You have to have a sense of humor to do that kind of job professionally.

  • 6 figures a YEAR?!?! Thats it im a mortician

  • I really liked watching and listening to this. Very informative

  • I don't want to die anymore-

  • He looks like a sophisticated Pete Davidson

  • Very interesting

  • An entire profession devoted to assuaging people's fear of their own mortality....

  • Bro that's the guy that plays superman

  • "I've put on more Bras than I taken them off" ooh... Self-Burn, those are rare...

  • Can we get more videos featuring this gentleman? I don’t care what the topic is about. Thanks 😍

  • That guy looks like Marty McFly's dad

  • This guy doesn't realize he looks craxy

  • I understood the process of my dad ❤️ thank you

  • I had no idea this much went into death

  • I wish he had a show, he’s very interesting, and great on camera!

  • I'll donate my body to science and not have a funeral, no burial site, anything to cheapen my death for the family.

  • Kimda cool…

  • Victor m. Sweeney todd ive figured it out its crazy

  • So.... Wait.... There are a bunch of dead dudes with mullets is what you're telling me?? Because they only cut the front and the sides 🤯🤯

  • “Just bury me raw” wait til she finds out you need to buy a plot of land to be buried in

  • this gonna happen to all of us one day

  • So I could be a make up artist…but for the dead..nice!

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  • Ok but I’m gonna need the name for the face cream cause winter does me no good

  • Just go ahead and cremate me

  • Imagine being at a funeral and all star starts playing

  • This guy deserves his own youtube channel and more.

  • How do people decompose when they're all pumped full of phenols? Do they degrade at some point, is cemetery soil toxic because of this?

  • " I've probably put on more bras then I've taken off " 😂😂😂

  • eating while watching this is a bad idea

  • I don't know what I was expecting, but I was not ready for spiky contacts.

  • Out of all the morticians in the world, WIRED has surprisingly found the most attractive of them all.

  • This is so scary


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  • Lol shower thoughts about taking out a dead persons contacts

  • No idea how I got to this video, but couldn’t stopped watching

  • This both really cool and absolutely horrible at the same time

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  • Have you ever tried to screw a dead person

  • Had to rewind the video a couple times to hear his answers because I kept getting distracted on how FINE this guy is, was sitting there making up scenarios in my head on how I’d flirt with him😹😻.

  • So what if you wanna donate your eyes then how would you keep there eyelids closed if they’re wanted to donate there eyes

  • Was going to ask this question anyways but since you mentioned your grandfather passing. Have you prepped a loved one? Hope this question reaches you. Probably won't though 😒

  • I don't buy it, this guy is an actor

  • This was a fun video to answer questions I've never really had to think about. But still pretty informative, hats off to all the hardworking morticians out there!

  • Now this is a guy that we like to party with:-)

  • When this guy was a kid he wanted to grow up to be a mortician

  • Ok but this mortician got me feeling some type of way🥵

  • This guy is the wacky geek in a 2000’s sitcom

  • 👀🤢🤮

  • I never thought I would have a crush on a mortician but here we are 🥴

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  • Outta the gate he omitted the fact that they plug your butt hole with a plastic screw plug if you're crapping. It has a a resivour that they put a powder in which expands and seals you up. Smh sending people to eternal rest constipated lol.

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  • I've got a question, ..... if you're answering questions about a body, when is it ever not dead.

  • Loved your Swedish song! I learned a lot, thanks

  • Dis creepy ngl

  • What you actually came for: 6:44

  • I attended a funeral before and the church was in the middle of a neighborhood and we had the casket outside because we couldn't gather together inside the church due to covid but there were so many random people who kept passing nearby on purpose just to take a look at my aunt's corpse. it was so annoying and disruptive.

  • So I see there is no hope of surviving being buried alive.

  • 1:30 dumass me wondered, Won't it hurt

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  • This dude would make an amazing Van Helsing lmao

  • It's hard to understand why people would do this to their loved ones. Puncturing the lungs, heart, etc. removing the blood, it sounds like it should be illegal.

  • Trying out for the Dexter reboot

  • No one: Me: I think I'd let him hit

  • Rather be cremated

  • I don’t even know how I got here but i n t e r e s t i n g


  • ........ maybe being a mortician is not that bad *writes down on little notebook*

  • "Organ havesting companies" sounds kinda sus to me

  • This guy's career options were: 1. Mortician 2. Butler in haunted mansion

  • his name is victor 💀

  • i don't know why but he looks like a John Cena's brother.

  • He is literally the American version of the Medic

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  • That guy is a superstar. He’s heading to Hollywood.

  • This guy is the most lighthearted and funny guy i've seen in this series