Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!

Publisert 16. jan.. 2021
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Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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Writers: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
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  • Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️

    • Matpat

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    • @mad cartoon cat Jesus loves you and He died for your sins because you are a sinner and by His grace kindness and mercy you can be saved and forgiven.

  • I don’t like Cheetos.

  • sooo no one is gonna say he low key looks like jsutin tim with his cut he had lol.

  • As a child, I use to love eating Cheetos. Then after my appendectomy in 1957 by 1959 I found out I was not able to enjoy ice cream, cream cheese, in fact any diary of any type or kind without a highly rushed trip to the bathroom. Thanks to Lactaid products de-lactating their ice cream some food from childhood I can enjoy again in moderation.

  • 30 years later: "How rats went from pests to pesto"

  • I dont care what it is might be grass i dont care only if it tastes good

  • The crunchy ones are better!

  • CHEETOS ARE COW FOOD!? well I guess I'm a cow now.

  • ok

  • cow

  • A popular yeast extract spread called Marmite here in the UK used to be a by-product/industrial waste of a beer brewers company.

  • *continues to eat cheetos*

  • I wanna see some Cheetos Liquor now

  • Nani 5:45

  • Me eating Cheetos I watching this video be like hmmm interesting

  • Wow thanks was eating cheetos win i was watching this

  • Then I’m a cow I guess 😐

  • Wait if cheetoes become a culinary ingredient, won’t it become expensive because of demand-

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  • they did make a mac and cheetos

  • IM A ELITE GODLY JOCK 💯🏈‼️‼️🇹🇹💯🏈🏈

  • sure love Cheetos

  • Omgggg

  • Did you just make a digimon reference? I'm happy. Life fulfilled

  • heck even cheetos sushi

  • Mat amd Ro have such a strong brother/sister vibe its crazy, I feel like it was really solidified by Escape the Night s3

  • Cow food is mostly hey but Cheetos don’t taste like hey or humans can eat the snacks even Cowles because it’s contained with cow food we want to eat cow food because it’s OK but this one is invented for cows and humans to annoy

  • Next your going to say caned tuna started out as cat food and beef jerky doggy treats

  • We are the cattle that the powerful need

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  • ive never had Cheetos I've never had cow food

  • I’m eating Cheetos Uhhhhh

  • "Subway bread is cake" Understandable "Pizza with more toppings weigh less" Ok, a little weird tho "Cheetos is cow food" *rethinks life*

  • This has to be the most American moment

  • So this IS clickbait It wasn't cow food it was industrial waste

  • chetos eat mor food

  • Don cheetle. Lol.

  • "Cheetos is cow food" Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow

  • Mortal you dare call me a cow...

  • So you mean I should actually try that cheeto flaming hot and cheese I saw? I bet it is actually really good on a salad though!

  • 4:46 look again a bfdi asset

  • 1:17 matpat if you use bfdi assets so much you should make a theory about it

  • Has anyone seen a video of someone actually eating a tidepod? I could never find one.

  • Owls Cheeze Doodles is the only cheese snack in the world that actualy taste good.. Cheetos are fucking horrible every single type

  • Mat-pat: Cheetos come in a wide variety of flavor Also Mat-pat: *continues to show 5 bags of Cheetos that are intended to be hot*

  • but theres a cheetah on the bag and not a cow so that would be hard

  • it's fine if it's made for cows, I'm shaped like one


  • Pizza isn’t healthy but its made of cheese,sauce and dough

  • the definition of sushi is a bite sized food on a clump of rice so i can put a Cheeto on a thing of rice and call it sushi

  • moo

  • w h a t ? ? ?

  • What mouth does that remind me of... bfdi? No... bfb? No... NO. IT CAN’T BE. THE MEMEING BUT HAPPY FACE. How could you be so diabolical *this is a joke.*

  • There is a Mac and cheese to where you can put some Cheetos non spicy or spicy into normal Mac n cheese any kind your comfortable with I prefer Kraft after the Mac And Cheese is made it Cheetos in or spicy in and you got yourself a extra cheesy or spice Mac and cheese.

  • I love his beginning of every video “Hello Internet Welcome To Food Theory” I love it 😂

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  • you would think the cheto maskot would be a cow right or am i just werid

  • That's why it tasted like carboard

  • is it weird I'm eating hot Cheetos right now

  • Are Wotsits and Cheetos the same thing? Except for the fact that Wotsits are C H O N K Y

  • fun fact lobsters were so used they were known as the cockroaches of the sea and served in prison

  • Are cheetos the american version of wotsits or different?

  • You have a wife! 😡

  • i understand what you are saying but to me it would make more sense internationally if the product type was to become a proper fine dinning ingredient then the brand

  • The cow should be their mascot., not some cheetah.

  • I eat live cow food

  • love the snack food for idiots. nearly choked on my Diet Coke when I heard it

  • I'm surprised MatPat didn't mention Ramen. How it's 12 cents a pack at the grocery store, but a single serving can set you back $7-$10 when purchased from a street vendor in Japan.

  • The Adams Corporation (sing to Hamilton’s “The Adams Administration) How do cheese puffs, a byproduct, Accident of cow feed machines Fried up with some salty sheen Become so popular with us And gain a reputation WELCOME FOLKS, TO THE ADAMS CORPORATION

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  • I think to make an expensive, high end cheeto, they're going to have to use the most expensive and most organic ingredients. But even if the ingredients are organic, it's not going to be expensive to make. Maybe the process of making a cheeto has to be more refined? I don't know

  • C H E E T O xQcL

  • im wondering then... do they just give you a packet of cheetle for the chetos mac and cheese?

  • I hope they don’t become super fancy because I don’t want to pay 200$ for a bag of Cheetos. XD

  • I hate cheese puffs any ways

  • I tried a burger with hot Cheetos and can confirm is delicious

  • B.F.D.I. mouths at 1:15 and 4:47

  • Guess I'm a cow

  • Me now: asking my mom to eat some season salt My mom now: Why would you eat an ingredient My future child: can I eat some Cheetos Future me: Why would you eat an ingredient

  • Who else knew of cheetles from Ned's Declassified? Episode: Vice Principals.

  • I can’t say food theorists teaches me more then school since I leaned it in I ready lol

  • Grass is cow food

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  • I had tried hot Cheetos. It nearly destroyed my stomach. After hearing this. No more cheetos for this person.

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  • Me: eating Cheetos Me: Watch is this... Well uh-

  • Mac and cheetos were a thing that burger king made

  • Hello internet wellcome to theory theory. Today we will talk about how MatPat is going crazy

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  • well humans will love anything u put cheese on

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  • And puff cheetos

  • I wanted to try hot cheetos guess can't try it 😔😔😔😔😔

  • I had a cow and he really liked Cheetos so we named him Cheetos and now I know why 💀

  • Thanks Matpat, now I can definitively call my dad a cow

  • Yum cow food

  • Safe to do something together huh? Like it’s impossible to get a couple people together without killing everyone. 🙄 idiots

  • This is just so stupid

  • Well.... I have never heard of this.