New Rule: Hello, Douchebags! | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Publisert 22. jan.. 2021
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  • lest we do not forget the trump boys Eric and donald jr ..

  • Lol he doesn't even live in do u run for senator of mo.and u live in VA...and now we have the golden roller durby?? How can this b??? Unreal

  • believer

  • I love how he ignores that the democrats are every bit as douchey as reps

  • She fx her trainers.

  • bill 👍

  • I agree this is ctazytown, but I also agree that there should be some Dems on this list.

  • You just have to believe some of these new Republican party candidates have been erroneously elected to represent the small vested, monied interests in their ridings ( and thus the juvenile and incompetent representation) and not general public sentiment... for pity sake !!!

  • Spot on again Bill.

  • Fair well douchebags. Is right. DONT let the door hit you on the way out. You LOST a you piece of crap. Yep I’d like to hit him

  • The fact that Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley are still in office is deplorable.😡😡😰😰

  • Lauren Boebert dropped out of high school because she got pregnant. And never went back. Only the best of the best people who have proven they know how to make good decisions.

  • It's just so sad for America that all these self serving ignorant individuals are representing your government. America continues to be a political joke because of these people.

  • Relax people, if youre reading this you be dead in 50-60 years and then no more problems, hallelujah.

  • Republican standards for office holders is as big as a Texas Freeze.. must be a Trump boot lickers

  • That first picture of Madison Cawthorn looks like it would be a Google Image result for the search term "neo nazi rally speech".

  • mass political violence of modern Left clearly demonstrates looming tide of Left-wing hate & terrorism, #1 group in USA that's filled w hate is the Left, their hate has risen to levels which let them casually rationalize burning cities, ambushing cops, openly advocate assassinating ELECTED POTUS, that's #1 threat to USA now, Left has gone insane,

    • "Somebody" has let Hannity tell them what to think.

  • evil times coming, mass political violence of the Left summer 2020, criminal anarchy, ambushes of cops in the night, takeovers of police stations/courthouses, mass looting & burning, constant implicit violence of Left and its apologists like TV bobblehead bill maher are feeding a vortex of national suicide, think ANTIFA, darlings of the Left,

  • no

  • Thank to the director of the Department of Keeping it Real. Thanks for some truth Mr. Bill.

  • Fuck you! I can’t scream it loud enough

  • Get rid of bill Maher

    • Aren't you people the ones whining about "cancel culture"?

  • Maher for President

  • Freaking HILARIOUS. I'm almost pissing myself laughing.

  • Josh Hawley: Far right JFK with a little dash of KKK 😂🤣

  • *Formulas, Tracing, 45-degree Shadows, and Mathematical Outlines:* "The Horology of Stars" "If I only had a brain." -The Scarecrow, "The Wizard of Oz" Perspective is everything. Its hierarchy is vast. Its climb is dangerous, and its breakthroughs require marked cunning. Education has only immediate inference being obversion and conversion and lacks opposition. 'Another way Freddy can add extra cards in his hand is with the drop. During the deal, Freddy will hold a break between the deck and the bottom two cards with his little finger. At the end of the deal, his right-hand takes the deck from above to place it to one side.' -How to Cheat at Everything Even the old masters were cheats. One only must look up one-point perspective or the camera obscura to understand their sly mathematics. In fact, Brunelleschi may have ushered in modern science with his cheating slits and mirrors and all their art has sacred geometry outlines. Sacred geometry means phi and that means a cheat for a pleasing measured balance. CETRIfICATE of COMPLEtION: X_______________________

  • Marginal Margie. She isn't playing with a full deck.

  • Bill, do a segment on the Lincoln Project, to do a deep dive into real douchebags

    • He just did a dive into real douchebags. "Whatabout-isms" don't change that fact.

  • Real time is the best 👌 💯

  • research article 5 of the constitution. support the convention of the states!

  • Maher carries a firearm and is wealthy , yet he goes off on Hawley for being the son of a banker. Quite funny.

    • Pyle.

    • There was more to it than that, Gomer. Listen again and pay attention this time.

  • ALL criminals and Liars

  • A dash. How bout from sea to shinning sea. 🧐

  • The dumbing down of America and Republicans never miss the opportunity to exploit it.

  • requirements for elected officials than the average secretarial position.

  • "How is she not a teacher from Florida who fvcks her students". I laughed so hard Q anon came out of my nose!

  • The Newche Douches

  • You want low taxes and low priced gas you are labeled as some kind of winger, what a joke! China forbids indentity politics in China for good reason, they know it deeply divides the people. That is why China wants it here in America. Its a part of the shiny objects to look at in our media while they take America down. Dont forget only 6 people run the 90% of our media in America if not more.

    • Strippers but not Aoc tho👀

  • There are no Democrats and Republicans. The Dems are not for Democracy and the Repubs are not for a Republic. Trump helped shine the light on this. Now its all in the open. Now we have hey lets shut our oil down and buy from the Saudis instead. Tell the Saudis to shut there oil down they will laugh and spit in your face! But Americans buy into poohbutt concepts because commie media has there head spun.

  • They are deplorable and show the GOP is scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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  • I would not be laughing, Biden is not that much better than Trump, but that would not be hard. Time for a third option in the USA.

  • country if he gets any furthur than he is.

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    • expect you to know where your duty lies.

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    • @bouytt guyt Why are you replying to a computer generated nonsensical comment?

    • ‘Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it’ (Tom Paine). Are you on the side of Reason, or Universal Deceit? In 1816, Jefferson warned: ‘If a na

  • "Intellectually, Tommy is a few yards short of a first down!" And it was he that trump called on the sixth about halting the certification!

  • Hawley is a trump loving dud!

    • Tommy Tubbervile, at least in that can actually visualize him already in a prison Orange jumpsuit. So weird.

  • The biggest douchebag is BM himself by far.....

    • I'm sure he knows that. But he's still funny. And his points are still right on.

  • I feel like this is a bit of an ironic segment.

  • "He's the far right JFK with a little dash of KKK" was absolutely genius!!!

  • WE THE PEOPLE see GOP as a Gang Of Psychos !

  • Tommy Tubbervile, at least in that can actually visualize him already in a prison Orange jumpsuit. So weird.

  • Strippers but not Aoc tho👀

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    • The next generation . Who votes for these guys ?

  • I love that “she thinks science and reasoning or conspiracy to trick people into thinking”

  • President Trump knows how to handle China. President Trump come back to the White House. I don't want to be a Communist cow. Is stupidity throwing away freedom and wanting to be treated like cows?

    • @al dEverything was made in China before President Trump. President Trump wanted to and actively tried to make it practical to have things made in America.

    • Trumps stuff is made in China. WTf are you talking about?

  • I seriously thought the guy at 1:15 was Richard Spencer.

  • laugh until you cry. #RHELL

    • ever conceived. Fools. They're all zero integrity. If they expect a billion people to turn off their radios and stop popping pills, they should have thought of that beforehand. Idiots.

  • THE REPUBLICAN SENATORS’ DUTY. ‘During times of universal deceit - telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act’ (George Orwell). Now, Republican Senators - It’s time for you to do your National Duty: impeach Donald Trump and own up to your complicity in the Big Lie of the ‘Stolen Election’. There can be no Moving On until you - singly and collectively - lance the boil of Misinformation. Fess up. You’ve everything to gain. The elephant in the room - the purveyor of 30,530 lies - has gone, and is now powerless. ‘Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it’ (Tom Paine). Are you on the side of Reason, or Universal Deceit? In 1816, Jefferson warned: ‘If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilisation, it expects what never was and never will be’. We’ll soon know which side you’re on. Your children and grandchildren expect you to know where your duty lies.

  • Can’t get over Trump. He loves him.

  • Once again, all about himself.

  • Actually can see it in the Siteth Chapel...of Divnccie...Boy I hope my spelling is correct... Don't ya hate when that happens.... See Ya Bro🍎✅🎄✅😎

  • I hope his career is over ! Hawley you’re a traitor

  • Cawthorn will be the most dangerous American hipster Nazi magaphone

  • why cant i comment?

  • Guilty of douchebaggerry!

  • that last joke about the florida teacher was freaking hilarious

  • The next generation . Who votes for these guys ?

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  • The Q woman is the freaking poster girl for crazy Karens.

  • How the hell can you compare MTG to AOC? Bit of a douche there, Bill.

    • Amazing Bill can make us laugh in the reality that these crazies are in our Congress. Keep reminding everyone Vote, Vote, Vote! Get them out 2024

  • Because I hate liberals. I am in the process of creating my very own newspaper similar to the EPOCH TIMES. The newspaper will be called the BAYESIAN TIMES .. It is a newspaper to prove that conservative ideals are the true form of life and living and can indeed be mathematically proven to be valid which shall be based on BAYES THEOREM. The newspaper the BAYESIAN TIMES will explore extremely nerve-wreaking issues such as QANON, the election fraud, government waste, child pornography, RAPE, FALSE ACCUSATIONS OF RAPE, sex trading, prostitution, drug trade, the war on drugs, etc. The BAYESIAN TIMES will make the EPOCH TIMES look like the liberal New Yorker by comparison.. It will become the ultimate in extreme-conservative views.....

  • Bill Maher is such a hypocrite

  • Nut Shaming? Marjorie Taylor Greene, Trump (all of that family), Rudy G, McCarthy, Jimmy Jordan, Lindsey Graham and FOX News just to name a few! Regarding Bill’s assessment of MTG he quips; “How is she not a teacher from Florida who f*cks her students?”


  • The world: Lets send our best and brightest to lead our country. GOP: nah, fuck that.

  • Ok. Stop it. Stop. I am going to have to put you on pause because I am laughing so hard, I am about to piss my pants

  • I am old enough to remember what a douchebag is...... my mom had one she used for some sort of vaginal cleansing

  • Vulgarity seem to pay off for weekly TV shows.

    • What about Matt Gaetz? Another white crayola crayon coloring white paper. Doing nothing!!!

  • Josh Hawley is a great American patriot.

  • The Republican Party needs to purge itself of extremist and hate mongers, but I am not sure there would be anyone left.

  • Looks like a Nazi

  • Damn, if only Ted Cruz could be on that list! 🤨 Douchebag extraordinaire!

  • Amazing Bill can make us laugh in the reality that these crazies are in our Congress. Keep reminding everyone Vote, Vote, Vote! Get them out 2024

  • You nailed this! It hilarious and very disturbing as the same time. So much for any of their parents raising responsible children. How horrified and ashamed, their families must be.

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  • Notwithstanding the plethora of ACTUAL AMERICAN CHALLENGES before 350,000,000 American citizens, what governing solutions would Republicans ponder if they stopped using the words Socialism, Islamic, China, Defund, BLM, Omar, Communism, Civil war, Stock Market Decline, Hoax, Fake, and Patriot? My dog Killa has never failed to heel when I call his name. Chances are I would have the same results had I named him Charm.

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene should be aware that socialism/communism is there, not because a lack of people who stop it, but because people who cause it. People like her and Trump are major causes for socialism and communism!

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene is scary - she told supporters that Nancy Pelosi is guilty of treason, and then reminded them that treason is punishable by death. This was greeted by cheers. After Trump's "let's got to the Capitol" ended so well, this outburst about Pelosi is dangerous incitement. She's not funny - she's dangerous.

  • The comment about the Republican not knowing the 3 branch of government. To be fair AOC could not get it right on an interview so it is fair to say we have nutjobs on both sides

  • anymore.

  • takes a nutjob to know a nutjob

  • “ ‘I’m not good with the numbers’...Did I mention he wants to be one the Senate Banking committee.”

  • At least pence showed some in the end. Josh there is no name for that thing

  • Your disgusting, Hawley towers over you in class and honesty, give up people really are leaving you in droves

    • Lauren Bobert REALLY fucking likes guns. Stay the hell away from her or she might murder you in self defense.

  • Notice they’re going after a scum bag House Rep Not Harvard and Stanford lawyers in the Senate.

  • 5:08 That Günther would be denied to play a roll in a Nazi movie because he would actually torture the protagonists. Look at him, sporting brown wool and leather. Man, has America turned out to be the wet dream of all who fled to Argentina back in the fourties or what? Henry Ford and his Austrian political friend would be proud. Making America Segregreat Again! Please, Canada, can you invade the axis of evil south of your heaven? They desperately need some help with democracy.

  • The douchebag from North Carolina should take a long wheel chair trip off a short pier.

  • You should do a show about the RED SHOE CLUB. Then tell everyone here who doesn't know what it means all abut it. Then tell them why you are going to be put to death for it. TICK TOCK