r/Cursedcomments | oh no

Publisert 6. mai. 2021
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  • 2:36 who else wheezed so much?

  • 1:37 you said 50 years

  • I just got a Spanish ad?

  • Him at the start: *gives a nice warning* Me: I think it affected me mentally.

  • Close your eyes and listen to this video. Does he not sound like Jake Monroe?

  • 7:19 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KOKICHI REFERENCE-

  • 1:37 50 hours = 50 years confirmed

  • I have a friend that can suck himself. And it is fucking disturbing

  • Wasn't the hole in the speakers for the base and subwoofer... or something? Edit: had to google it, and whatdyaknow. "It's called a 'bass-reflex' speaker. The 'hole' is the opening to a channel in which air pushed by the woofer is released"

  • Why is the guy at the very beginning surprised? We all know that Mr. (Sorry, DON) Fluffles is one sick kitty!

  • 4:22 That MMMMMMMMMMMM caught me off guard lol literally sounded like an old microwave

  • The phobia thing)ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how the f do you die to bugs nvm umm forgot some bugs are poisonous

  • Jack the snack that smiles back

  • I really want to see a baby laigh on helium. Gheez i shouldnt have drank water at that moment. I really shouldnt have done that

  • "What did you do in kosvo" XD

  • EmKay voicing Emilia is more cursed than this subreddit

  • Totally unrelated but im like dying over here cuz my stomach is upset i dare breath and no matter what i do i feel sick a burpy... AND NOlong DARES GIVE ME A DRINK AD

  • (spoilers for smoke em out struggle) "Friday night funeral" *that gave me garcello vibes* _👁️💧👄💧👁️_

  • I was rofl at the dobby one 13:26

  • MK

  • Sometimes I wonder what went wrong when I watch these, then I remember, I have nothing to do

  • 1:36 he said years

  • “Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” people who are afraid of backstories: it all started...Ahhhhhhhhh! *Dies*

  • 3:33 Y E S i think Handofblood is the only german youtuber that dosent makes clickbait content german content is like *COOL* NEW ROBLOX AMOG US ROLE SUBSCRIBE

  • Wait so I died from heights where did I fall?

  • 4:30 yes the cat *is* raaw Linda, good observation! *now light it-*

    • *when the shop has Among us cookies * Ah, so you are teaching us how to be the imposter?

  • 7:10 well i have a phobia of needles. wait is the the lethel inj-

  • The gaudy tablecloth reversely suspect because zoo postsynaptically borrow save a dynamic cent. common, two jogging

  • My teeth are so yellow they started a Made In China Factory.

  • 9:12 this becomes much worse when you realize that Hetalia, SatW, CountryHumans, ect. exist.

  • 8:43 sounds like sonic there lol

  • Idk why but me being Serbian and him pronouncing "Kosovo" wrong is making me angry

  • 1:37 my mom has you both beat, done it for 11 years AND did it after being burned to a crisp

  • 1:35 50 years you say

  • 7:18 Kokichi Ouma intensifies

  • The hole in the speakers is to provide better airflow. It's called a bass reflex enclosure. When the speaker cone moves, it pushes and pulls air. If the case is fully closed, it's going to compress the air inside it. This harms the sound.

  • my favorite subreddit. perfect

  • "suez canal more like sus canal"

  • bruh.... dobby impression LOL

  • HandOfBloods Costumes are amazing he got a whole team for that Hitman was awesome to watch because of that!

  • 6:55 Child friendly russian roulette

  • Hey I spent 50 years buried alive?

  • 7:09 I don't think I have a *phobia* but my biggest fear is spiders. I once had a dream years ago that I have never forgotten, I died to a Black Widow in it ._.

  • 14:00 BIRTHDAY GIFT LETS GO

  • 11:21 My steps sis head was stuck in the washing machine so I gave her a couple spins and now see unstuck but I need a mop now

  • 1:38 MrBeast:i spent 50 hours buried alive in a coffin Emkay reading: Hey guys i spent 50 years buried alive in a coffin

  • THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK

  • My man Handofblood made it into an Emkay vid.... There is still hope

  • 3:18 Hänno!... nice...

  • *MR BEAST SPENT 50 YEARS IN A COFFIN*

  • 12:48 so that is how killing Mickey Mouse with a drill sounds like

  • girls: OP 2 boys: OP 3

  • i wish i never counted back from my birthday and realised i was probably conceived on my mother’s birthday 🙃

  • 4:36 what's he on?

  • 1:37 "i spend 50 YEARS bured alive."

  • He got hours and years mixed up

  • Why did he sound like mickey mouse at the "how do I give my gf oral"part

  • "I spent 50 hours buried alive in a coffin, go watch!" Jack: *"* *5* *0* *y* *e* *a* *r* *s* *.* *"*

  • 6:52 I’m Dutch and my stupid ass thought that it was the other type of “coffee shop”

  • MR BEAST SPENT 50 HOURS NOT 50 YEARS AAAAAA

  • “Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” Me with catoptrophobia: "i knew you could do it, you believed in yourself, and you did it!"

  • 4:03 imagine the screaming all glass within a 400 square mile radius would be shattered

  • nolong.info/show/c5ydhqquo7VilJs/video.html

  • Kitty catty your going to irake

  • 3:23 T O N K

  • Oh no bf is beat *boxing* .

  • "Annoymous testicale-checking booth debuts in New Zealand" I live in New Zealand, upset to say that im female. ;-;

  • k'sovo

  • 1:38 anyone realise the narrator said “ 50 YEARS” instead of “50 HOURS” or is it just me.-.

  • I see, so that's why I have the feeling of my cats planning world domination

  • Why Enderman drop green eyes not purple eye because original Enderman eyes is green and got change to purple 👍

  • Guy: I got biten by a snake EmKay: *Dragon, take it or leave it*

  • “I spent 50 years buried alive in a coffin” Brooo sameeeee

  • Fluffkins oh no not the washing machine

  • 2:50 This isn't on r/dontputyourdickinthat so i'll assume you can

  • 6:48 And having a pet as your slave

  • who watches handofblood?

  • spam a in the comments if you think britsh guy is the best

  • 1:47 every time i look at someone i imagine them bleeding a lot or me chocking them or sometimes there heads exploding sometimes even my family members and i just don’t care at all sometimes i chuckle even......idk why

  • The Enderpearls are most certainly not testicles. They are probably the hearts of the endermen.

  • 5:21 hurts me

  • I laughed so much I'm crying

  • Did he not notice the hitler one 5:57

  • 13:28

  • "æma tæne phozteto"

  • "what if your phobia is based on how you died in a past life" Me who has a phobia of butterflies : *que*

  • jack is spot on with impressions

  • Guys i jus goten a mcdonalds bts meal add

  • Me who has a phobia of roaches. I'm not surprised not surprised at all if anyone can die from something that can't hurt you it would be me

  • 7:23 I knew I was valuable, which is what I would say if I still had kidneys, damn cats needing chew toys

  • so jack is a snack???????

  • 4:48 Casually dropping a time stamp for my fav part

  • Question, is it blood saber because they are a girl, or a boy that just went a little bit to far.

  • What were cartoons in the 80s and 90s? Drug induced...they were drug induced. And, yes, I do know that. I'm old and I know. It's the reason that my brain is only semi functional because of the new and old drug flashbacks.

  • Yo! 51 year old here. You can blame your generation's fascination with buttholes on Bill Clinton. The whole God's loophole started because of him.

  • I was watching this video when my son started to beg me to let him use my phone to play Roblox and swore he wouldn't stop begging until he got my phone. I just looked him dead in the eye and put on my headphones. Am I evil?

  • I have a phobia of bees. Did i die beacuse of bees?

  • Imagine going to the hospital for a tumor and they say: "Oh well your tumor has *teeth*!"

  • "Jack the snack the smiles back" Cannibalism as always

  • 07:12 people with trypophobia: um... how?