Joel Haver

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I am Joel!\n\nI am a filmmaker! I make shorts and features and post them all on this channel!\n\nTHE PROMISE:\nIf you make a movie (a feature length film, 40+ minutes) and send it to me, I will watch it.\n\nMaking movies is so possible nowadays, all my features cost anywhere from $0-$500. I see my promise to watch people's movies as a nice form of encouragement. There are so many systems and roadblocks (and lies) in place that keep us unambitious and apathetic in the medium, and I hope the promise that a filmmaker will watch and care about your hard work can be that little push some may need to create something bigger.\n\nI also encourage people to make short films and lots of them! Short films are great grounds for fun and experimentation, and you get better and better at filmmaking every time you make a short. Because shorts are so much easier to make, I can't promise to watch everyone's shorts.\n\nConsider supporting my work on Patreon - www.patreon.com/joelhaver

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2:59I'm not proud of what I did.
I'm not proud of what I did.Ganger 197 k2 dager siden
7:19How I Animated This Video
How I Animated This VideoGanger 1,2 mill5 dager siden
3:22What’re y'all doing down there?
What’re y'all doing down there?Ganger 187 k13 dager siden
4:37Playing an RPG for the second time
Playing an RPG for the second timeGanger 2,6 mill15 dager siden
2:44Are you okay out there?
Are you okay out there?Ganger 217 k22 dager siden
2:35Meet the Man Who Shrunk His Own Penis
Meet the Man Who Shrunk His Own PenisGanger 201 k28 dager siden
2:47Hearing Enemy Music in an RPG
Hearing Enemy Music in an RPGGanger 2,4 millMåned siden
2:04Get On My Level.
Get On My Level.Ganger 139 kMåned siden
1:14The Dawn of Sketch Comedy
The Dawn of Sketch ComedyGanger 793 kMåned siden
5:45Dads Checking Into Their Airbnb
Dads Checking Into Their AirbnbGanger 157 kMåned siden
2:36When introducing friends goes too well
2:59Fellas Like You
Fellas Like YouGanger 57 kMåned siden
1:40Tailing Missions from the NPC's Perspective
2:35Parent Chaperones on School Field Trips
Parent Chaperones on School Field TripsGanger 65 k2 måneder siden
3:08Playing an RPG for the first time
Playing an RPG for the first timeGanger 3,1 mill2 måneder siden
3:01Elton John is not a good astronaut
Elton John is not a good astronautGanger 67 k2 måneder siden
3:35I feel like such an idiot.
I feel like such an idiot.Ganger 170 k2 måneder siden
2:43Be Wary of Staying at the Old MacFarlane House
2:44Meet my 20 year old turtle Happy!
Meet my 20 year old turtle Happy!Ganger 31 k3 måneder siden
3:52I'm Sitting This One Out
I'm Sitting This One OutGanger 39 k3 måneder siden
3:21Don't Stand By Me
Don't Stand By MeGanger 38 k3 måneder siden
2:08Scooby-Doo but this happens instead
Scooby-Doo but this happens insteadGanger 1,3 mill3 måneder siden
5:33Am I in the right place?
Am I in the right place?Ganger 83 k3 måneder siden
2:25Ralphie, get down from there!
Ralphie, get down from there!Ganger 203 k4 måneder siden
2:24I Met a Most Peculiar Man Today
I Met a Most Peculiar Man TodayGanger 195 k4 måneder siden
2:22Nametags
NametagsGanger 29 k4 måneder siden
2:04How bad do you want it?
How bad do you want it?Ganger 29 k4 måneder siden
1:16The Giant
The GiantGanger 1 mill4 måneder siden
1:49Walking through the Spooky Woods
Walking through the Spooky WoodsGanger 44 k4 måneder siden
2:05Colonial Court Summons
Colonial Court SummonsGanger 28 k4 måneder siden
13:38Sully 2: Central Park
Sully 2: Central ParkGanger 6 k5 måneder siden
1:19he just peed back there
he just peed back thereGanger 47 k5 måneder siden
1:59Tucker's Last Stand
Tucker's Last StandGanger 30 k5 måneder siden
2:15Heads up, this guy is REALLY weird
Heads up, this guy is REALLY weirdGanger 137 k5 måneder siden
1:50They hooked up before quarantine!?
They hooked up before quarantine!?Ganger 44 k5 måneder siden
0:26If movies got to the point in a timely manner
2:35Two hot girls on a park bench
Two hot girls on a park benchGanger 12 k6 måneder siden
2:43This is Jeff
This is JeffGanger 54 k6 måneder siden
2:21Doctor's Orders
Doctor's OrdersGanger 14 k6 måneder siden
1:44It's just table talk
It's just table talkGanger 10 k6 måneder siden
1:02The Asteroid Belt
The Asteroid BeltGanger 501 k6 måneder siden
2:58Portrait of Some Guy on Fire
Portrait of Some Guy on FireGanger 50 k6 måneder siden
1:54Psycho Mode
Psycho ModeGanger 9 k6 måneder siden
5:48The N.A.T.E. Method
The N.A.T.E. MethodGanger 26 k6 måneder siden
7:07I got punched in the head in Petco
I got punched in the head in PetcoGanger 28 k7 måneder siden
3:29Oi, Captain!
Oi, Captain!Ganger 5 k7 måneder siden
1:20Do British people really live like this?
Do British people really live like this?Ganger 59 k7 måneder siden
1:25Are those your dogs?
Are those your dogs?Ganger 43 k7 måneder siden
16:06You're Already a Filmmaker!
You're Already a Filmmaker!Ganger 11 k7 måneder siden
1:33:55Pretend That You Love Me
Pretend That You Love MeGanger 116 k7 måneder siden
1:50DEBRIEFING
DEBRIEFINGGanger 4,9 k7 måneder siden
2:44The Guy Responsible for Serving Sizes
The Guy Responsible for Serving SizesGanger 171 k8 måneder siden
4:12Joel House
Joel HouseGanger 47 k8 måneder siden
3:46Joel Haver - Grow [Official Video]
Joel Haver - Grow [Official Video]Ganger 4,3 k8 måneder siden
2:22Some Distressing News for the American People
5:19The End of Dating:
The End of Dating:Ganger 61 k8 måneder siden
3:44Guys: I miss dating. Dating:
Guys: I miss dating. Dating:Ganger 226 k8 måneder siden
3:25Girls: I miss dating. Dating:
Girls: I miss dating. Dating:Ganger 151 k8 måneder siden
1:56Zombie Movies That Refuse to Say "Zombie"
Zombie Movies That Refuse to Say "Zombie"Ganger 309 k9 måneder siden
15:05How I Make a Movie Alone
How I Make a Movie AloneGanger 11 k9 måneder siden
2:05The Day Sunglasses Were Invented (1939)
The Day Sunglasses Were Invented (1939)Ganger 47 k9 måneder siden
1:06Comedian Podcast
Comedian PodcastGanger 309 k9 måneder siden
9:43I Made Over 150 Films in One Year
I Made Over 150 Films in One YearGanger 2,3 k9 måneder siden
0:51The Bounty Hunter
The Bounty HunterGanger 670 k9 måneder siden
0:45The Open Road
The Open RoadGanger 8 k9 måneder siden
3:49When you bump into your enemy in public
When you bump into your enemy in publicGanger 54 k9 måneder siden
1:01:07Forget About Everything for Awhile
Forget About Everything for AwhileGanger 38 k9 måneder siden
4:20Dads Checking Into Their Hotel Room
Dads Checking Into Their Hotel RoomGanger 8 k10 måneder siden
3:44The Petyrs
The PetyrsGanger 4 k10 måneder siden
2:28An entire sci-fi movie in two and a half minutes
2:59Drunkest Guy at a Party Answers the Door
Drunkest Guy at a Party Answers the DoorGanger 292 k10 måneder siden
1:47You're Lucky I'm Horizontal
You're Lucky I'm HorizontalGanger 28 k10 måneder siden
0:21Dirty Distancing (2020)
Dirty Distancing (2020)Ganger 14 k10 måneder siden
0:46r/Tinder in a nutshell
r/Tinder in a nutshellGanger 68 k10 måneder siden
3:04Bortuga 2: Moretuga
Bortuga 2: MoretugaGanger 1,6 k10 måneder siden
0:30When a Video Essayist Records Their Last Line
1:30oh word?
oh word?Ganger 28 k10 måneder siden
1:09Moms don't know how to answer their cellphones
1:48Cowboy dad runs an errand in a Western
Cowboy dad runs an errand in a WesternGanger 1,8 k10 måneder siden

Kommentarer

  • Sorry dillan, but no wittnesses

  • 1:59

  • I'm so sorry man. You are truly strong and one of the funniest people on this website. You have inspired me to keep going strong, thank you so much.

  • Hey is that a Rode mic?

  • This video will haunt me for the rest of my life.

  • is this true?

  • I had a buddy that would chronically get involved with pyramid schemes. He’d talk at me as long as I’d sit and take it. He called me one day right as I was about to go into the bank, and I left the phone sitting face down on the seat while I went into the bank. 5-10 minutes later I came out and he was still talking. This was a 7.2/10 representation of that man.

  • 00:49.. his left nipple lol

  • It's like seth rogen is telling you to shut up 🤣

  • What the hells a public enema

  • It's terrifying how many sheep are wearing masks in the background.

  • How is it that every video you make is basically a home run? Not only are they hilarious but they are relatable and the title always gets you perfectly interested. I cannot stop watching your stuff lol

  • The beginning was pretty funny for me cuz I work at an elementary school and was asked that very question when I was walking back into the building one day. "Are you cold?!?!?!"

  • When I'm watching a movie with my parents I check IMDB Parents guide to find if it has any sex scenes. That way I can go to the bathroom when things start getting too steamy and avoid the awkardness of watching it all. Some Parents guide that is.

  • I wish he had one interview where he got the job and was asked to sign his name, or maybe the receptionist asks "and how do you spell that?" lol

  • In all of these videos I’m always like: “ha! I have a friend like that”. But I think... I think I’M Caleb

  • This looks like a fever dream one might have falling asleep in the emergency room near the vending machine.

  • Would $2 be ok with you? Ok, how about $2,2, hotshot?

  • Ah yes. The titular band: Adam and the Levines

  • Dillon had it coming.

  • the breathing in the beginning, did you notice

  • Cheating is a horrible thing.... but not as bad as making cereal on a plate.

  • JOEL! CONGRATS ON 600,000k Subscribers! You deserve it ❤

  • most hilarious tutorial video ever!

  • Guys....he’s doing great!

  • Oh I get it, "I was saving [my virginity] for you." great comedy you guys have!

  • Top 10 biggest plot twists of all time

  • thank you for existing and making content for us to enjoy

  • These serving sizes seem to be taken as absolute truths way too often. I see a diet expert dividing half a kilogram of ground meat into multiple "meals". I interpret that the amounts are a components of a multi-course meal. If I want to make it simple and just have meat, then I need several times more. I also find it strange that Americans measure non liquid foods in "cups". Are you supposed to squeeze ice cream into a cup to fill it? What about vegetables also in cups? Shredded cabbage or carrot come out of a grinder with air. How much are they supposed to be compressed to fill a cup?

  • the fucking dressing in this one is amazing

  • You are a fucking genius Joel

  • Shaun of the Dead had a bit like this, Nick was calling them zombies and Simon kept going "They're not zombies! We're not calling them zombies!"

  • funniest video yet! keep em comin!

  • Oh God.

  • Proof that Steve Jobs is an incarnate entity that will outlive us all

  • commenting for interaction to help the algorythm, this shit is gold

  • Why fembois exist

  • Nooooope! Chuck Testa!

  • Had someone tell me Portal would make me violent cause they googled it, and it's classified as an FPS

  • Why does joel have grey hair? Isn't he 24?

  • I've watched this multiple times today and showed it to my mum and it's only getting better

  • You earned my dungo

  • this is hilariously amazing. Had me in tears xD love your work!

  • The bullet casings are bigger than Marshall's gun - can you imagine the recoil on that thing?

  • You can tell Dylan brought his A-Game. What a shame.

  • Expectation: Hollywood makeover scene Reality: Benjamin

  • lol since i adblock everything to the highest level this is just ... normal?

  • Accidentally helped the bbeg....thats. Genius storytelling 😂

  • oh god ._.

  • A murder most foul...

  • This was utterly terrifying to watch at 8:30am

  • Dude, super nice of you to actually show how you do it instead of being like "I DID THIS, THIS IS MINE NOW"

  • Dude, super nice of you to actually show how you do it instead of being like "I DID THIS, THIS IS MINE NOW"

  • FINALLY FUCKING GOD

  • Someone watched _Brief Encounter_ once 😂😂

  • For some reason, I love this guy's voice

  • Hand canons?

  • one dislike :(

  • nice, i was nearly right =D

  • Why is Jeff going by Patrick now? I'm so sad their dynamic has fallen apart

  • I havent laughed this much from watching a NOlong vid in a long time!

  • Wishing you the best man.

  • Lol I relate so much to constantly looking at the other person to watch their reactions 😂

  • Everytime I play a new RPG I say the baldurs Gate sound bite "ONWARD!" in my head. Its now been changed to HUZZAAAHHHHH!

  • Beautiful.

  • Huh thats weird. Why would Jeff Bezos have watched this 8k times?

  • Joel Haver Requiem

  • Thank you for giving me a glimpse to a normal family life. Will play this on a nightly basis to fill any empty holes

  • Why are they about to go to bed in full daylight?

  • The little character break makes it more funny

  • Threw Joel off, then John Lennon's brother. RIP 2021

  • I can't believe Joel is fucking dead.

  • The Last of Us has one of the best ones, "Runners, Stalkers, Clickers, Bloaters, Shamblers" each correlating to a stage of infection.

  • Guys don’t tell Joel I’m here, but I don’t think Jeff Bezos can get there faster than the FBI

  • This would have been so sweet if it had ended in a hug

  • Wtf :v

  • Noooo. Joel!!! Why!!! Why would you do this to him you monster!!

  • Lmfao you did me dirty XD

  • What is this size? Is this for ants!?!